ported code over from discord.io to discord.js
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auth.json
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node_modules
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package-lock.json
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bot.js
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// requirements
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const Discord = require('discord.js');
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const auth = require('./auth.json');
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const XMLHttpRequest = require("xmlhttprequest").XMLHttpRequest;
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// coin flip
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function coinFlip() {
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return (Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) == 0) ? 'heads' : 'tails';
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}
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// 8 ball
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function eightBall() {
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var answers = [
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'Maybe.', 'Certainly not.', 'I hope so.', 'Not in your wildest dreams.',
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'There is a good chance.', 'Quite likely.', 'I think so.', 'I hope not.',
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'I hope so.', 'Never!', 'Fuhgeddaboudit.', 'Ahaha! Really?!?', 'Pfft.',
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'Sorry, bucko.', 'Hell, yes.', 'Hell to the no.', 'The future is bleak.',
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'The future is uncertain.', 'I would rather not say.', 'Who cares?',
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'Possibly.', 'Never, ever, ever.', 'There is a small chance.', 'Yes!'];
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return answers[(Math.floor(Math.random() * answers.length))];
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}
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// stupid question response
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function stupidQuestion() {
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var answers = [
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'What kind of dumb question is that?', 'A real question please.',
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'Is that supposed to be a question?', 'Who asked such a dumb question?',
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'How about a good question instead?', 'Only good questions please',
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'Oh god, is that a question?', 'Are you dumb because that\'s a dumb question.'];
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return answers[(Math.floor(Math.random() * answers.length))];
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}
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function noQuestion() {
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var answers = ['it helps to ask a question...', 'question plz.', 'where is the question?'];
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return answers[(Math.floor(Math.random() * answers.length))];
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}
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// imgur request
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function imgurRequest(subreddit, page_max)
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{
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var multiSubreddit = subreddit.split(',');
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var request_url = 'https://api.imgur.com/3/gallery/r/' + multiSubreddit[getRandomInt(0, multiSubreddit.length-1)] + '/time/' + getRandomInt(1,page_max);
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var req = new XMLHttpRequest();
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var returnText = "";
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req.onreadystatechange = function()
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{
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if (req.readyState == 4 && req.status == 200)
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{
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if(req.responseText != "Not found")
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{
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var json = JSON.parse(req.responseText);
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returnText = json.data[getRandomInt(0,json.data.length-1)].link;
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}
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}
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}
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req.open("GET", request_url, false);
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req.setRequestHeader('Authorization', 'Client-ID ' + auth.imgur);
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req.send();
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return returnText;
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}
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// subreddit request
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function subredditRequest(subreddit)
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{
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var multiSubreddit = subreddit.split(',');
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var redditURL = "https://www.reddit.com/r/" + multiSubreddit[getRandomInt(0, multiSubreddit.length-1)] + "/.json?show=all&count=25&limit=100";
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var req = new XMLHttpRequest();
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var returnText = "";
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req.onreadystatechange = function()
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{
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if(req.readyState == 4 && req.status == 200)
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{
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var json = JSON.parse(req.responseText);
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returnText = json.data.children[getRandomInt(0,json.data.children.length-1)].data.url;
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}
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}
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req.open("GET", redditURL, false);
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req.send();
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return returnText;
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}
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// redditbooru request
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function redditbooruRequest(subreddit)
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{
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var multiSubreddit = subreddit.split(',');
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var url = "https://" + multiSubreddit[getRandomInt(0, multiSubreddit.length-1)] + ".redditbooru.com/images/?limit=1000";
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var req = new XMLHttpRequest();
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var returnText = "";
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req.onreadystatechange = function()
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{
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if(req.readyState == 4 && req.status == 200)
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{
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var json = JSON.parse(req.responseText);
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var imageID = getRandomInt(0, json.length);
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returnText = json[imageID].cdnUrl;
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}
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}
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req.open("GET", url, false);
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req.send();
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return returnText;
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}
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// wolframalpha computation
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function calculate(message)
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{
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var url = "http://api.wolframalpha.com/v1/result?appid=" + auth.wolframalpha + "&i=" + encodeURIComponent(message);
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var req = new XMLHttpRequest();
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var returnText = "";
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req.onreadystatechange = function()
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{
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if(req.readyState == 4 && req.status == 200)
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{
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returnText = req.responseText;
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}
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}
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req.open("GET", url, false);
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req.send();
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return returnText;
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}
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// get random number with starting and ending number
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function getRandomInt(min, max)
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{
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return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min + 1)) + min;
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}
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// setup
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const client = new Discord.Client();
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client.on('ready', () => {
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console.log('Bot is ready');
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});
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// commands
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client.on('message', message => {
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if (message.content.substring(0, 2) == 'b.' || message.content.substring(0, 2) == 'B.') {
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var args = message.content.substring(2).split(' ');
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var cmd = args[0];
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switch(cmd)
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{
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// Reply commands
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case 'coinflip':
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case 'coin':
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message.channel.send(message.author + ' flipped a coin, it landed on **' + coinFlip() + '!**');
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break;
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case '8ball':
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if(message.content.substring(8).length > 0)
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{
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message.channel.send(message.author + ' asked: *' + message.content.substring(8) + '*\n' +
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'The magic 8 ball says: **' + eightBall() + '**');
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}
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else
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{
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message.reply(noQuestion());
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}
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break;
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case 'compute':
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case 'convert':
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if(message.content.substring(10).length > 0)
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{
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var response = calculate(message.content.substring(10));
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if(response == "")
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{
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response = stupidQuestion();
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}
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message.channel.send(message.author + ' wants to compute: *' + message.content.substring(10) + '*\n' +
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'The result is: **' + response + '**')
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}
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else
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{
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message.reply(noQuestion());
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}
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break;
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case 'calculate':
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if(message.content.substring(12).length > 0)
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{
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var response = calculate(message.content.substring(12));
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if(response == "")
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{
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response = stupidQuestion();
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}
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message.channel.send(message.author + ' wants to compute: *' + message.content.substring(12) + '*\n' +
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'The result is: **' + response + '**')
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}
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else
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{
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message.reply(noQuestion());
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}
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break;
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// SFW Generic Image commands
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case 'bun':
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case 'bunny':
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case 'bunnies':
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message.channel.send(imgurRequest('rabbits',5));
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break;
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case 'dankmeme':
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case 'dankmemes':
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message.channel.send((Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) == 0) ? subredditRequest('dankmemes') : imgurRequest('dankmemes', 5));
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break;
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// SFW Anime Image commands
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case 'meirl':
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message.channel.send((Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) == 0) ? subredditRequest('anime_irl') : imgurRequest('anime_irl', 5));
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break;
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case 'moe':
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message.channel.send((Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) == 0) ? redditbooruRequest('awwnime') : imgurRequest('awwnime', 5));
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break;
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case 'moe-boys':
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message.channel.send((Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) == 0) ? subredditRequest('cuteanimeboys') : imgurRequest('cuteanimeboys', 1));
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break;
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case 'hotguys':
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message.channel.send(redditbooruRequest('bishounen'));
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break;
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case 'kgirls':
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message.channel.send((Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) == 0) ? redditbooruRequest('kpics') : imgurRequest('kpics', 5));
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break;
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case 'kboys':
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message.channel.send((Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) == 0) ? imgurRequest('kfanservice',1) : ((Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) == 0) ? imgurRequest('kpecs',1) : imgurRequest('cutekboys', 1)));
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break;
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// NSFW
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case 'lewd':
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message.channel.send(redditbooruRequest('pantsu'));
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break;
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case 'ecchi':
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message.channel.send((Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) == 0) ? subredditRequest('ecchi') : imgurRequest('ecchi', 5));
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break;
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case 'hentai':
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message.channel.send(imgurRequest('hentai', 5));
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break;
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case 'yaoi':
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message.channel.send(imgurRequest('yaoi', 5));
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break;
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}
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}
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});
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// login
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client.login(auth.token);
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